Andy's MegaList of Recent Funniest Articles -
9/25/08

 

 

Will Ferrell Answers Internet Questions [link]

8-Year-Old Little Leaguer, 31-Year-Old Professional Given
Same Hitting Advice [link]

Braylon Edwards Claims He Kissed A Bunch Of Girls At
Voluntary Camp [link]

Businessman Takes Power Bath [link]

'Carpe Diem,' Says Man Who Spent Previous Day Masturbating
In Darkened Room [link]

Dollar Store Has Great Deal On Fig Nortons [link]

Umenyiora Comes Out Of Nowhere To Sack McNabb In Parking Lot
[link]

Donovan McNabb Has Perfect Game For A Black Quarterback [link]

Fan
Steals Derek Jeter From Yankee Stadium [link]

FCC
Fines Electronics Retailers [link]

Flies
Have Constant Escape Plan [link]

Houston
Rockets Catch Tracy McGrady Masturbating To Tape Of His 41-Point Performance [link]

I'm The Denzel Washington In Training Day Of Booking Plane Tickets Online [link]

Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver's Test [link]

Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence,
Brutality [link]

New Texas-Style Yogurt To Feed Man-Size Hunger For Yogurt [link]

No Police Report Can Truly Capture My Love Of Drunk Driving
[link]

Obama Chastises Bernie Mac [link]

Opposition To Anheuser-Busch Sale Grows [link]

Packers Offensive Line Proves It Can Stop The Run [link]

Pick-Up Swim Meet With Inner-City Kids Renews Michael
Phelps' Love Of Swimming [link]

Samsung To Offer iPhone Rival [link]

Secondhand TV Distracts From Playtime [link]

Seinfeld To Revive Microsoft [link]

These
Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass [link]

Thirsty
Mayor Drinks Town's Entire Water Supply [link]

Which One Of You Shitheads Stopped Buying Our Margarine? [link]

Who Says You Can't Buy Fun Underwear For Your Buddies? [link]

Your Horoscope [link]